The Celebrity Baby Class of 2006.

Well, this weekend spewed forth the ultimate in celebrity baby births... little rocker in waiting King Rossdale and the newest Namibian and soon-to-be world traveller, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.

On May 27, 2006 at he ultimate madonna in Gwen Stefani gave forth of her loins the ultimate heir to the throne King of Rock. And luckily his name is King! What a coincidence. His full name is Kingston James McGregor Rossdale and he weighed in at a whopping 7.5 pounds. My favorite birth detail is that Gwen arrived very excited and wearing her signature red lipstick. No Doubt it perfectly matched her maternity muumuu du jour. Congratulations to the fabulous new fam!
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Not to be outdone - the world's most beautiful baby made it's debut over the holiday weekend - meet Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. The new Namibian has offers of citizenship, national holidays named after it and has already earned UNICEF a cool $5 Million. Impressive. Imagine what it can do once it can feed itself! Kudos to the new mom and dad for making mad money for a good cause with their blessed event.
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It will be a big year in 2024 when all these tots are graduating from Hollywood High. Perhaps Suri Cruise and Moses Martin will be prom queen and king. Little Grier Henchy will most likely snub Baron Trump for King Rossdale just because he's cuter. Adam Sandler's still unnamed daughter is sure to have a complex about it by then and pull some sort of Carrie Stunt -- but just in time Zoltan Jilette and Bluebell Halliwell Spice will swoop down and save the day in true SuperCelebrity Kid Style. They'll soon learn it's all a stunt for her mtv49 reality show featuring kids of fat, silly comedians from the turn of the century. Good times. Good times.

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