OnMyList: 10 ways to show your love for bacon

1. Bacon Placemats:

   It's never too early for arts and crafts! You're only six steps away from making your own bacon placemat ... out of your breakfast! It kind of looks like a potholder to me - but it's probably not too safe. Slide this puppy between two waffles - drench it with syrup and you've got a heart attack waiting to happen.

   

2. Bacon Cereal:

   Not the best looking breakfast choice - I think this one is only for the brave and hearty, pun intended. Cholesterol check, stat!

   

3. Bacon Bowls:

   Since you'll be watching your weight after breakfast - better stick with a salad for lunch. However, no need to leave the bacon behind... just mold it into a handy bowl! This puts those tortilla bowls to shame!

   

4. Maple Bacon Cupcakes with Maple Frosting:

   If you need a fun treat to take to your after school activity or office party- these cupcakes are just the thing. Sweet and savory... perfect and pretty.

   

5. Chocolate Chip Bacon Cookies with a Maple Cinnamon Glaze:

   Need cookies instead of cupcakes? Never fear - bacon pairs nicely with a traditional chocolate chip cookie. Okay, not so traditional... but delicious nonetheless.

   

6. Bacon Caramel:

   If cookies and cupcakes aren't sophisticated enough - try this take on peanut brittle. Caramel richness and savory bacon will ensure a trip to the dentist and cardiologist in your near future.

   

7. Bacon Martini:

   The ultimate in cocktail party sophistication - try your martinis with a twist of bacon. Nothing looks sexier than a slice of bacon hanging out of your glass. Shaken bacon, of course, not stirred.

   

8. Maple Bacon Baklava:

   I have to admit - this one sounds super delicious to me. It would complement the bacon martini beautifully as an after dinner delight. The extra grease on your stomach will surely aid in practical hangover prevention.

   

9. Bacon Mints:

   Uncle Oinker knows how important good breath is when making an after dinner impression. You can top off your dessert with a tasty breath mint from Archie McPhee.

   

10. Bacon Flavored Toothpicks:

    Last but not least - keep your dental hygieine a priority without sacrificing flavor with bacon toothpicks. They come in a handy tin case to keep in your pocket for anytime use.

    

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OnMyList: Presidential Candidates pose with Mr. Potato Head! Who should win the election based on these photos?

1. Hillary Clinton:

   

2. Chris Dodd:

   

3. John Edwards:

   

4. Rudy Giuliani:

   

5. Mike Huckabee:

   

6. John McCain:

   

7. Barack Obama:

   

8. Bill Richardson:

   

9. Fred Thompson:

   

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OnMyList: 20 Awesome Celebrity Mullets from the 80s....

• Andre Agassi:

  

• Billy Ray Cyrus:

  

• Chuck Norris:

  

• Cyndi Lauper:

  

• Daryl Hall:

  

• David Bowie:

  

• Dennis Miller:

  

• George Clooney:

  

• Howard Jones:

  

• Joan Jett:

  

• John Stamos:

  

• Limahl:

  

• Michael Bolton:

  

• Nancy McKeon:

  

• Patrick Swayze:

  

• Richard Dean Anderson:

  

• Richard Marx:

  

• Rick Springfield:

  

• Suzi Quatro:

  

• Toby Keith:

  

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Jim & Jenny Join the Jet Set!

Looks like this kooky twosome is for reals! Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy are caught landing somewhere, looking stylish in timeless black and white. He better not mess with Jenny Mac cuz she'll write a book aboutcha... and she ain't shy. They make a cute couple - hope they don't die laughing trying to outfunny each other. See more pics...

Last week in Celebrity Baby News...

It's been busy, busy, busy this week. Shiloh made it stateside, Britney's bun is cookin' on Dateline and little Suri is still missing in action.

Greg Kinnear and his wife Helen welcomed a healthy baby girl on Tuesday, June 13, 2006. Her name is Audrey May Kinnear. She joins older sistery Lily Kathryn to create the happy foursome. "Mother and daughter are healthy and resting comfortably. Everyone's very happy," says the actor's rep, Matt Labov."

Catch Greg in the upcoming flick Fast Food Nation due in theaters this fall. See the trailer here.

In addition...

• Matt Damon and Luciana Bazon welcomed baby daughter Isabella Sunday, June 11, 2006 in Miami.
  
• Jason Bateman and his wife are expecting their first child in September of this year.
• Spidey himself is also expecting a spiderling - Tobey Maguire and his girlfriend Jen Meyer are reportedly 4 months along....
  
• Larenz Tate announced that wife Tomasina is expecting their first child on August 1st.
• Supermodel Linda Evangelista confirmed her pregnancy this week in the German press. Due date: unknown
  

Three more celebrity babies were finally unveiled fully to the world.

Mama Gwen Stefani & Papa Gavin Rossdale posed for a series of family fotos with Kingston in OK! Magazine. These pics didn't quite fetch $4.2million but the fam is lookin' fine! How does Gwen end up looking that hot after having a baby? Rock royalty, indeed.

We also got a "chance" to get a peek at Henry Chance Aronofsky and his proud parents, the multi-talented Rachel Weisz and Director Darren Aronofsky. He made is private debut on May 31st in New York City - and is finally going public. See pics of the fam here.

And last but not least, the newest little Best Supporting Actress Oscar spawn is baby Johnny Christopher King Backus born to Mira Sorvino and her rocker husband Chris Backus. See more pics here.

I can't wait to see if little Sammy Black and dueling Kings, Kingston Rossdale and King Backus might form a Tenacious D/Bush/No Doubt punk rock opera tribute band when they end up at the same high school in 15 years. Keep an eye out for your tickets...

Some celebs sure like to keep us waiting... Mariska Hargitay seems like she's not gonna pop out her wee one til the due date next week... and is else anyone doubting that little Suri Cruise even exists? It's been almost two months and we still haven't seen anything of her. How hard could it be to find a blue eyed, black haired little decoy baby anyways? Come on Xenu - help 'em out.

Thanks Celebrity Baby Blog

Anderson Cooper Super Scooper!

Seems the hot attract the hotter in Hollywood. My favorite news anchor, Anderson Cooper, has scored the first stateside interview with Ms. Angelina Jolie set for Tuesday night on CNN's 360. Although the rumor is that the interview was part of the $4+ million deal with People Magazine - that may not be the case. According to Page Six, the Jolie-Pitts admire Anderson for his pro-Africa newsworthiness. Yea for Anderson - seems like his Cable One days spent roaming around the dark continent are finally paying off!

Happy Father's Day!

Entertainment Weekly has rated their Top 10 Funniest Movie Dads - in honor of the big day. Although obscure, one of my favorite movie dads is Dabney Coleman in Where the Heart is. Noone has seen this movie but me, but I loved it back in the day.

This list isn't too bad.. although I'm not sure about Outside Providence... here's the list in no particular order.

• Jim's Dad, Eugene Levy in American Pie
• Professor Henry Jones Sr., Sean Connery in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
• Armand & Albert Goldman, Robin Williams & Nathan Lane in The Birdcage
• Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase in National Lampoon's Vacation
• Sonny Koufax, Adam Sandler in Big Daddy
• Royal Tenenbaum, Gene Hackman in The Royal Tenenbaums
• Sheldon Kornpett & Vince Ricardo, Alan Arkin & Peter Falk in The In-Laws
• Gil Buckman, Steve Martin in Parenthood
• Old Man Dunphy, Alec Baldwin in Outside Providence
• Bernie Focker, Dustin Hoffman in Meet the Fockers

Rent one with your dad today - and thank the lord none of these guys are your father. Unless they're worse, then I'm sorry.

Jack Black's iTunes Celebrity Playlist

In honor of all things Nacho and all things Libre and little Sammy Black- here's Jack Black's playlist on iTunes. It's my soundtrack for the week!

• We Got The - Beastie Boys
• He War - Cat Power
• This is not America - Charlie Haden
• Miss Alissa - Eagles of Death Metal
• Miracle - Foo Fighters
• Fools in Love - Inara George
• Cactusflower - john gold
• Electrician's Day - Liam Lynch
• School - Nirvana
• Tattoo - Petra Haden
• Crackity Jones - Pixies
• Little Sister - Queens of the Stone Age
• Stay - Radar Bros.
• Got It - Sebadoh
• Kissing Families - Silversun Pickups
• Never Really Been - Soul Asylum
• It's So True - Spain
• In the Back of My Mind - That Dog
• What is Artane? - Urge Overkill
• The Mollusk - Ween
• Surf Wax America - Weezer

Little Nacho Libre on the Loose!

UPDATE: I just heard on The Tonight show that the little lad's name is "Sammy Black". He's all over the place this week!

Jack Black and musician wife Tanya Haden are the new parents of a baby boy, born Saturday in Los Angeles. Yesterday, Celebrity Baby Blog had a suspicion -- and now People confirms it's true.

Black announced the arrival during Monday's Hollywood premiere of his new comedy Nacho Libre, telling TV's Access Hollywood, "Secretly, between you and me, it's already happened. I've got the babe back at home safe and sound, and I'm actually very anxious to get back to my lovin's (loved ones)."

I think Jack Black is gonna make a really cute dad.. can you imagine the birthday parties this kid is gonna have? Jack will put Steve Martin in Parenthood to shame. Anyways, go see Nacho Libre this weekend to celebrate!

Read this if you're old enough to remember when MTV played videos.

Follow this link to Milinkito - a page that has linked up hundreds and hundreds of 80s music videos. If you long for the days when you stayed up to watch 120 minutes, this page is for you...
Everything from ABBA and Charlie Sexton to Fine Young Cannibals and Slade. A little something for everyone. Here's an old favorite I haven't seen in ages, Cry by Godley and Cream. Enjoy!

Harvard in the Headlines...

Weezer's hottie music nerd Rivers Cuomo finally did it... he officially became a real smartie pants... he graduated from Harvard University this last weekend. After 10 years and a platinum album with his band Weezer.... Rivers earned his BA in English and a spot in Phi Beta Kappa -- ooh la la! I wonder if his world tour counted as an elective?
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Rivers was a lucky fellow since Seth McFarland, creator of Family Guy, was a commencement speaker at Harvard's graduation. He's so funny... that's all I can say.
See the video at College Humor.

3 shoes I lust after... sigh.

Rockin wedges by Robert Cergerie. Buy them at Zappos. Buy 'em for me if you want, size 9!

Patten leather and cork wedges by Dani Black. Get 'em at Jildor Shoes. I loovvee these - not a bad price either... hint, hint hubby... my birthday is in 3 weeks...
These aint the Chucks I grew up with. Chuck Taylors at Jildor Shoes.