Congratulations! You're gonna die.

Depressed yet?
It's true. You're gonna die. It's true. It could be from just the plain ol' flu you grew up having once a year. The type that used to blow through in 24-hours is now the killer bird flu and it's coming our way. If you don't die, someone in your department at your office will, or someone on your kid's soccer team, or someone on your e-mail forward list.

Go drink your damn Snapple already and enjoy!

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