Matthew McConaughey is all mine!

It's true ladies... yummy yummy Matthew McConaughey is free at last! It seems that the world's sexiest Texan and Penelope Cruz agreed to split cause they had such busy schedules, blah, blah, blah, who cares? Now he'll have plenty of time to come play bongos naked at my house. You're welcome at our house any time, Matthew... I don't even think my loving and devoted husband would mind!
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freelulu.